Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Wanna climb my fucklist?
Use this fucking slut
Only one thing can get done around her
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Swallow, count and repeat
Don't let it slip out again!
I've been missing out
Is this a serious talk, mom?
I love your ideas, honey
I'll help you get up, baby
Pick your favorite, daddy!
Solid presentation prep, boss